**This is the Alcademics archive- most posts can also be found by going to www.alcademics.com under the same date** posted by camper at 5/04/2007 01:19:00 PM
Even before I clicked on the article, I knew there was going to be some sort of assertion that the frog juice was good for the old you-know-what, and there it was:
She's preparing frog juice, a beverage revered by some Andean cultures for having the power to cure asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness and a low sex drive. A drink of so-called "Peruvian Viagra" sells for about 90 cents.
How come it's never, like, strawberries that are good for the Schwartz? Why does it always have to be bugs and fish guts and stuff? What a ripoff.
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Even before I clicked on the article, I knew there was going to be some sort of assertion that the frog juice was good for the old you-know-what, and there it was:
She's preparing frog juice, a beverage revered by some Andean cultures for having the power to cure asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness and a low sex drive. A drink of so-called "Peruvian Viagra" sells for about 90 cents.
How come it's never, like, strawberries that are good for the Schwartz? Why does it always have to be bugs and fish guts and stuff? What a ripoff.
Well, can't be much worse than Red Bull, now, can it?
Jeff- How much of a coincidence do you think it is that women always seem to be the ones hocking bear pancreas and whatnot?
Then again, dudes will drink anything supposedly helpful for Mr. Sticky, so you really can't blame them for being crafty.
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