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Tantawi said the Danish prime minister must apologize for the drawings and further demanded that the world's religious leaders meet to write a law that "condemns insulting any religion, including the Holy Scriptures and the prophets." He said the United Nations should impose the law on all countries.

Fans, do you sometimes get the impression that all Muslims are retarded? The Koran says that followers shouldn't go around killing Christians and Jews as long as you accept that they are unclean, beneath you, and shouldn't be touched. This proposed "do not insult any religion" law isn't terribly practical when insults to religions are written in your holy book.

This is not meant to imply that followers of other religions are not retarded. Christians have created some particularly funky mental gymnastics to get around all the nonsensical garbage in their holy book. Like, in the beginning of the book, you know where they say how the universe was created? Yeah, that's just a metaphor. And the middle of the book where it's begat this and begat that and it adds up to the world being only a couple thousand years old? That's umm, mostly true, but we try not to dwell on the facts because it's the lessons in there that matter. And the last half of the book, the New Testament? Pretty much you have to ignore all that, because it's some seriously crazy shit.

While Christians decide line item by line item which parts of their religious doctrine to actually practice and which saints to worship (sounds a bit like paganism, doesn't it?), Muslims at least concede they do not tolerate rational thought.

Yeah dudes, let's get on the short bus and go to church.