Helicopter!

Last night I heard a helicopter flying overhead. That means trouble! (It means news helicopters- people don't take air joy rides over the ghetto.) I figured I should go outside and look around to make sure one of my neighbor's houses wasn't on fire and I should be fleeing.

The coast was clear.

I checked the newspaper today and saw that it was just a gang murder. Pish posh. They sent a helicopter for that?