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Friday, June 09, 2006

My neighbor has sex

My neighbor has been getting laid a lot lately. How do I know? Because she doesn't shut her window while doing it. (The shades, yes. The window, no.) And as she has a deep, raspy voice, her moans of ecstasy (at four thirty in the motherfucking morning) sound more like someone passing a kidney stone than someone having fun. This sometimes goes on for an hour, which is both annoying as it keeps me awake, and annoying because I'm jealous.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:32 AM, Kenny T said…

    Don't you hear the other person at least?

     
  • At 1:17 PM, camper said…

    Nope. Maybe it's like that old movie Incubus and she's doing it with a horny ghost.

     

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