Excuse me, I'm on the list

My doorbell just rang. It was a kid telling me which way to vote in the upcoming elections. He asked for me by name, which I thought odd. Then he went over some propositions his group was supporting, all of which were the typical liberal causes that get voted on in San Francisco- against parental notification of abortions, for paid sick days for waiters, for making landlords pay more money to tenants they evict.

It wasn't until after he left that I noticed the header on the literature he handed me: "Proud Union Queer: Pride at Work Progressive Voter Recommendations."

Umm, who signed me up for that list? I mean, the queer part I can understand but I'm not exactly proud and I've never been in a union. And which union would that be exactly? Cocksuckers Local 69?