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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Help! I Am Retarted!

From: Brandon Hahn [omahaskater3001@gmail.com]
To: Camper
Subject: Minutes in a day

Hey you dumb fucking piece of opinionated whiny shit! Stop being a bitch and get over yourself, no one gives a shit about what pisses you off, that shit pisses no one off but you. Oh, and retard, there are 1440 minutes in a day, not 160 jackass, how hard is that upper lever math, there are 160 minutes in 2.7 hours, you weren't even fucking close you moron. So if you're going to whine about stupid shit that pisses you off because you are secretly hiding your homosexuality. So shut the fuck up and stop being retarted.

4 Comments:

  • At 6:17 PM, Cior said…

    Holy shit, Camper! You're gay?

     
  • At 11:56 PM, Anonymous said…

    What's a "retarted"?

     
  • At 4:33 PM, camper said…

    Shh! I am secretly hiding my homosexuality!

    Retarted, I think, is when you used be a tart but weren't anymore but then you fall of the wagon and become retarted.

     
  • At 2:12 PM, Kenny T said…

    LOL! Secretly hiding your homosexuality! That's RICH!

     

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