I am the stupidest

Just now, I was feeling too lazy to go to the convenience store for the junk food I so wrongfully crave.

Then to psych myself up, I said to myself, " YOU CAN DO IT! IT'LL BE LIKE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!"

(I always talk to myself in capslock.)

Then I responded, "ADVENTURE? AN ADVENTURE SOUNDS AWESOME!" forgetting that I was the one who just gave myself the pep talk.

Maybe I should leave the house more.