Benefits

I've always known a fair number of scientists, having flirted with the profession myself, and learned early on that they come up with the most creative ways to do drugs. From a centralized multi-level bong system to unlimited access to nitrous oxide to homemade LSD, you can always trust a scientist to invent new and exciting reality demoters. The other night I smoked out of an upside-down disposable glass pipette and it was like taking a hit off a crack pipe (or how it looks on TV anyway). I felt sketchy and smart at the same time, and then I came home and threw up.

Unexplained Absence

I would be blogging more if it hurt less. My repetitive strain injury is seriously buggin'.

Graduation Celebration

Do you know any recent college graduates? If so, keep in mind that Party Like a Rock Star makes a terrific and inexpensive graduation gift...

The Home Beach Experience

Here's an article I wrote for the Bay Guardian on creating a beach experience at home when either you can't afford one, or you live in someplace cold like San Francisco.

Not Hot.

I hate it when it suddenly becomes hot outside. It's not that I don't like the sun or the heat. I just don't like how it stirs up the junkies, making them super sketchy, and the children in the playground next to my house, making them super screamy.