Hasselbob

Sorry for my lack of posts lately. I have a very demanding cat. Recent observations:

- Nobody told me Hasselhoff was in the Spongebob Squarepants movie! Baywatch and Spongebob are two of my very favorite things. On the other hand, it was such a pleasant surprise!

- Don Imus. Umm, who? Without ever having heard of the dude, I am always happy to see another self-righteous Boomer get shitcanned.

- Sunshine must be good for you. Whenever I leave the house, which is rarely, I feel like a winner.

- I turned 36 a few days ago. That's old enough that I'm embarrassed by it. Time to start lying about my age.

- I am reading The Sea, by John Banville. It won a Booker. It rocks.

- Rent-a-cat is suspicious when I take a bath. He pokes his head in and out of the bathroom spying on me. It's like we're in a spy movie and he's all, "I've got a real bad feeling about this!"

- I bought some more fish for my fish tank. Let the death watch begin!