Happiness is...

A laundromatt devoid of crackheads, mentally ill people, and grandmothers doing laundry for 13 children hogging all the dryers.

And they say hippies are dirty...

Bill Cosby wants his sweater back. And I want you to wash your hair before you use the headrest on any public transportation. Ack.

Five call limit

Sorry Mister Obama, after five calls (robo and human) for a single candidate I will no longer vote for that candidate. If you can't coordinate your phone list you can't coordinate a presidency.