Mix and Match

The other night I was experimenting with some harsh-flavors of booze: pepper, jalapeno, horseradish, when my friend called inviting me to meet him at my corner bar (Kilowatt) for a beer. So I did. Then he convinced me to continue drinking with him at Lucky 13, so I did. But I didn't want another beer, being too full of everything else. I thought, "What would fuse these tastes together?" and decided on whiskey.

That was the right decision for my drink, but after all of that can you imagine what my breath smelled like?