People who take up 7 lines of an interdepartmental mail envelope writing in marker in giant lettering

Why do you hate the trees?

People who spend a very long time in the showers at the gym

I'm not sure if it's a sex thing or not, but if you want to do something, just do it and stop wasting water.

People who leave their bag on a seat on the subway and won't move to make room unless someone asks

Also, people who will stand rather than tell someone to move their fucking bag off the seat so people can sit down.

People who have backpacks with luggage wheels and actually use them

You are one serious wuss. Pick the damn thing up!

Homeless people who hold the door for you and ask for change

You do realize it's like working? So go get a real job, stinky.

People who love eighties' music

Remember when you were a kid and your parents were listening to hits from the 1950's and you were thinking, "Don't you sick of that crap? You've been playing it for 25 years!" It's like that.

Heroin addicts in wheelchairs

Lady, when they had to cut off your leg, that was your cue to stop.

People who say "Thank you" after they stick their hand in the elevator door to make it reopen

Didn't you see me hitting the "Door Close" button?

People who say, "I don't feel like talking on the phone right now."

Then don't answer it, turkey!

Bus drivers who don't make sure everyone pays

Because we really need more homeless stinking up public transit.

People who tell you about great airfare deals when you can't afford to go anywhere

People who blog about being sick

Not interesting!

People who clog the sidewalks while waiting for tables at restaurants

Clear a path, jerks! Last night I saw someone get shoved out of the way who was blocking the sidewalk. It was awesome.

People who don't put their CDs and DVDs back in the case after they're done

Is it really that hard to put them away? I won't lend a CDs to people who use them as coasters.

Bloggers who blog about blogging

Ignore the medium. Stick to the message, people.