People who say, "Yeah, It's hard" when they fake sympathize with your problems.

"It's hard"? Wow, how specific. Thanks for your help. It was really great for you to even bother specifying what "it" is, so that I know you were really listening to what I said instead of just agreeing with me.

People who "Reply To All"

Most of the time, we all don't need to hear it.

Ghetto parents who dress their kids up like little gangstas

Isn't little L'Shaundra so adorable with her cornrows and gang colors? Awww, look. She's trying to cap me. That's sooo cute!

People who wear cargo sweatpants

Make up your mind: Either you're totally relaxed and casual or you need mutliple pockets to keep all your clutter. You can't have it both ways!

People who don't bring a book on the airplane or to the laundromatt or DMV

so they stare at you for entertainment instead.

People who are still wearing flip-flops in 2005

I want to be there when some gay club trash steps in dog poop on the street and flicks it all over himself with his heel.

People who ignore the "turn off your cell phone" signs in libraries and let them ring loudly

This was me yesterday. The librarian gave me the look of death, but honestly, I just forgot!

School crossing guards at intersections where there are already traffic lights

Redundant!

People who point out awesome parking spaces they missed that were right in front of the place they were going

Drooling over missed parking spaces isn't just pointless, it's also kind of creepy.

Mumbling crackheads

Shhhhh. Calm down, little crackhead. Things will be all right.