Waiters who don't bring you any singles with your change

Looks like I don't have any singles then to leave you a tip. That's a tax on being stupid.

People who use Friendster to send you a message rather than just emailing you

So instead, you get an email, then you log in to Friendster, then you click the link and read your message. Thanks for wasting my time.

People who surf the Internet while talking on the phone to you so they're only half listening

Yeah, I do it too.

People who talk to you with their headphones still on

I always talk to them at below normal volumne so they'll have to take them off and go, "What?"

People who sing while walking down the street

What have you got to be so happy about, fuckwad?

People Who Keep Dream Blogs or Journals

Reading about your own dreams is boring. Reading about other peoples' is torture.