People who complain about the tabloids in the supermarket line

One second they're all, "This is stupid. Brad and Angelina- who cares?" then the next thing out of their mouth is, "Oh Kirstie Alley gained all that weight back? Such a shame."

People who carry their little dogs around

They're dirty, they're yappy, they're ugly, they get in the way, and they make me not want to hang out with you. I'd feel the same if you had a retarded sister you let tag along with you everywhere.

Nurses who wear happy cartoon character scrubs

Your job is to cause pain and clean up body spills, not brighten my day with Snoopy.

People who mix their spiritual detritus

"Let's hang the dream catcher above the prayer rug next to the brass Shiva!"

People who wear bedroom slippers and pajamas to the airport

Trashy.

People with loud obnoxious ringtones

You know when you hear it go off on the bus some loud, obnoxious ghetto trash is going to answer it. "OH NO YOU DIN-NIT!!"