People who wear hospital masks to keep away germs

How come they always look germy?

People who make up your bed when you don't

Now I'm going to have to un-make it all over again? Thanks a lot, asshole.

Pregnant women who expect others to be extra courteous to them

Honey, I'm not the one who knocked you up. You're his problem.

People who don't take off their headphones when talking to others

"What? What?"

Here's what: If I slapped you upside the head, that earbud could get lodged into your brain pretty easily.

People who seat dance to videos on the plane

Since you're accidentally shaking my tray table all over the place, I'll accidentally pull out some of your hair when I use the seat back to help me stand up.

People who leave election posters in the window after the election

That's lame. It's over, move on. And if you just want to block out sunlight, use tinfoil.

People who confuse IM with email

If I am supposed to retain any of this information, you need to send it in a less temporary medium.

People who confuse text messaging with email

So nice of you to drop a note to my phone.