People who move yet keep their out-of-state cell phone number

Half the the people walking around with a (917) phone number live in California. Why don't you just wear your I (heart) NY t-shirt and complain about the lack of good bagels all day too? Oh right, you already do.

Note: WE GET IT. YOU USED TO LIVE IN NEW YORK. SO DID EVERYONE ELSE.

People who only have cellphones

So no matter when I call, I'll be interrupting something. Then I guess I'll just not call.