Foreigners who play their foreign music at parties

The reason your people move to America is so they don't have to listen to this primitive oompa loompa shit anymore, and neither should we.

People who want to meet "somewhere with easy parking"

Sure just meet me in the parking lot of the Wal-mart in North Fucking Dakota.

People who hog the coffee condiment bar

It shouldn't take you longer to sweeten your half-fat-half-nonfat mocha-choco-latte than it did for the barista to make it in the first place.