People who'd like to propose a toast

I'd like to propose that we not stop drinking for a round of mutual ego stroking and groping at each other from across the table.

People who stop listening half...

What? Sorry I was checking my Blackberry.

People who talk about food all throughout dinner

Do they talk about sand when they're at the beach?

People who email you party invites that are 3MB attachments

Does my inbox look fat to you?