People who hug you goodbye even when you're going to see them later in the day

Sorry, one hug limit!

Couples who narrate the travel process

"Okay, it's 8:23 now, which means we have 17 minutes until we board, so we each have time for one more bathroom trip."

Two, two, two times the retarded!

People who talk about living with dignity

I dunno, does my dignity look fat in these assless chaps?

People who tell you to have a safe trip

How does that help? If you really give a shit call the airport and ask to speak to my pilot.

People who share their philosophy at the bar

Should I really live life to the fullest? How unlike the first line of your personal ad that also made you sound really, really cliche.

People who wear a 'party shirt'

D00d! Shots?

People who call early in the morning

What? Hello? Oh yeah, I'm awake. Just keep talking. Nobody is full of lies and deception before 10AM or anything.

People who have blogs who don't blog on them

Take it down. Nobody wants to see your failure.