People in other countries who email you

Just when you think the US is the suckiest country ever, you get an email from an overseas business associate. HEY FRENCHIE, EVEN MY GRANDMOTHER IS CLEAR ON THE NO CAPSLOCK RULE BY NOW.

People who pretend to talk to their kids when they're really just thinking out loud

Minus the child, you're just a babbling crazy.

Fast food workers who keep asking "Can I help you?" when you're obviously still staring at the menu over their heads

So what you're saying is that you, the lady standing in front of the cash register beneath the "Order Here" sign, are the right person to assist in taking my order? Thanks, because I thought that if I just kept staring at the sign long enough that food would magically fly into my mouth from outer fucking space. I HAVE BEEN TO BURGER KING BEFORE AND I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

People who post on your Facebook Fun Wall

It's really not that fun.